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  Crystal-Meth and Sex;
better than JUST Meth or Sex.
Addiction with perks.
On : 22 Dec 2009

  Triangular Bush,
Racing Stripe, or Camel's Toe;
pussy is pussy.
On : 22 Dec 2009

  Plagued by thoughts of sex;
dick so hard, I HAVE to cum!
Sis! Put your clothes on!
On : 22 Dec 2009

  Paris Hilton is
the sexiest girl in the world!
Disagree and die.
On : 22 Dec 2009

  Kim Kardashian;
watched her prono DVD.
OMG! Whoo Hoo!
On : 22 Dec 2009

  LOVE porno Haikus!
I'm so stoked that my Mom
turned me on to them!
On : 22 Dec 2009

  Three days til X-mas;
hope Santa comes through this year.
Need new blow-up doll.
On : 22 Dec 2009

  I get so horny
Even for non sexy things
I fucked a bagel
On : 18 Jan 2009

  Prison sex - no joke
My bum, like a wind tunnel
Dropped the soap again.
On : 18 Jan 2009

  transformers should be
made into a gay porntoon
Pew! Pew! Fagotron!
On : 18 Jan 2009

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